Thursday, March 5, 2009

From the Vault: Donnie Darko


I THINK WE'VE ALL SEEN BONANZA

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Synecdoche, New York


OH, CHARLIE KAUFMAN: YOU CONUNDRUM, YOU.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The Room


THE MOST LIFE-CHANGING $8-PLUS-SHIPPING EVER SPENT.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Role Models



NOT AS BAD AS YOU'D THINK

or,

I LOVE DAVID WAIN REGARDLESS

or,

YES, I WAITED FOR THE $1 THEATRE

Thursday, December 18, 2008

From the Vault: Magnolia


TOM CRUISE IS REALLY LIKE THIS, RIGHT?

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

From the Vault: Welcome to the Dollhouse


RAPE THREATS WERE NEVER SO ENDEARING.

From the Vault: Wild Zero


THESIS: COOL
ANTITHESIS: UNCOOL
SYNTHESIS: WILD ZERO

From the Vault: King of Kong


LET BILLY MITCHELL'S HAIR INSPIRE YOU.

Monday, December 1, 2008

From the Vault: Funny Games


MAYBE WE SHOULD CANCEL THAT VACATION.

From the Vault: The Valley of the Dolls


YOU KNOW HOW BITCHY FAGS CAN BE.

From the Vault: Blow-Up


MURDER AND MODS AND MIMES, OH MY.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

From the Vault: Alfred Hitchcock's Rope


PHILOSOPHY STUDENTS, BEWARE.
BEWARE OF PHILOSOPHY STUDENTS.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Twilight


THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS, SPECIAL EFFECTS TEAM.

OR

CHOOSE THE RIGHT, YOUNG VAMPIRE.

Darkon


NERDS LOVE GAMING, I LOVE NERDS.

JCVD


STEVEN SEAGAL WISHES.

Australia


FREE ADMISSION DOESN'T COVER LOSS OF TIME.