Role Models

NOT AS BAD AS YOU'D THINK

or,

I LOVE DAVID WAIN REGARDLESS

or,

YES, I WAITED FOR THE $1 THEATRE

From the Vault: Magnolia

TOM CRUISE IS REALLY LIKE THIS, RIGHT?

From the Vault: Welcome to the Dollhouse

RAPE THREATS WERE NEVER SO ENDEARING.

From the Vault: Wild Zero

THESIS: COOL
ANTITHESIS: UNCOOL
SYNTHESIS: WILD ZERO

From the Vault: King of Kong

LET BILLY MITCHELL'S HAIR INSPIRE YOU.

From the Vault: Funny Games

MAYBE WE SHOULD CANCEL THAT VACATION.

From the Vault: The Valley of the Dolls

YOU KNOW HOW BITCHY FAGS CAN BE.

From the Vault: Blow-Up

MURDER AND MODS AND MIMES, OH MY.

From the Vault: Alfred Hitchcock's Rope

PHILOSOPHY STUDENTS, BEWARE.
BEWARE OF PHILOSOPHY STUDENTS.

Twilight

THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS, SPECIAL EFFECTS TEAM.

OR

CHOOSE THE RIGHT, YOUNG VAMPIRE.

Darkon

NERDS LOVE GAMING, I LOVE NERDS.

JCVD

STEVEN SEAGAL WISHES.

Australia

FREE ADMISSION DOESN'T COVER LOSS OF TIME.